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Yawl slipped through my portal & landed splat-Bonk rightchere- in my Cinemistress Web of the wicked, wild west.
Now my little bug-aroo, stay put. I've lassoed ya to the lair of my most beloved obsessions- besides my cat: Witchy & Western Cinema.
That's Right- Movies that Made this little Monster. A lil' self- made series where Outlaws & Brothels rein free. A station where a mouth best left off Sunday Gospel radio can ramble on....& On...
Each review is Brewed with a hint of burlesque Camp & the macabre. Featuring cocktail conjurers, especial summoned guests & smoky midnight showdowns.
Stay tuned- the Saloon Doors are always swinging!
Webisode # 1: Dead Man
"It is best not to travel with a Dead Man."
New Old Stock- fresh from the crypt of my archives:
{TRIGGER WARNING: THIS 1ST EPISODE WAS SHOT IN 2020 DURING QUARANTINE & I WAS AN ONERY THING}
A coffee house western steeped in purgatory poetry and cowboy grit. This Noirly film is a runaway crazy horse, with a haunted baritone guitar strapped to the saddle. A beloved backdrop to my ink witchery, always rolling- always making me want to light one up- & I don't even smoke. Will someone please give Spirit a damn libation?!
Webisode # 2: From Dusk till Dawn 3 -
The Hangman's Daughter
"Death is the end of pain- the last pain."
Where the bullets fly and the blood runs ancient. Welcome to the desert's Aztec Hell. I review From Dusk till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter- a vampire laced western prequel that lingers somewhere between folklore and a fever dream.
We'll ride through dusty myths, meet fangs and Banditos...and maybe raise the dead and fall in love. Why do all my favorites involve haunted writers?! Hmmm....
Webisode # 3: From Dusk till Dawn
BANNED IN 2 COUNTRIES!!
"Everybody be cool- You- be cool."
A cult-classic bloodbath from the duo Cinemagicians- The High Priest of Pulp, Quentin Tarantino & El Rey Cantadore, Robert Rodriguez. I sink my fangs into the modern-day gore Lore of outlaw grit and vampy chaos that started it all…with a surprise guest mistressssss at my side.
Webisode #4: Once Upon a Time in the West
My First Love- Speghetti- the Wild Western kind, made RICH & SPICY HAWT by Sergio Leone & Ennio Morricone. Thee Horse Opera of my Outlaw heart...Where the desert sings in Dust, the silence kills, Industrialization Curses and the women steal the story. "Once Upon a Time in the West" ain't no children's tale-
it rewrote the rules of Cinema- and me forever.
Webisode #5: The Misfits
-With Guest Star, Lyn!
Ride with this outlawess and my guest starlet/ Home-maker, Lyn -down starry desert trails with barroom banter, chasing the ghosts of Marilyn Monroe and Clark Gable in their final roles, starring as Arthur Miller’s Misfits. In this punk rock western review, we unpack feminine rage, haunted glamour & even the mystifying topic- (to me anyway) Motherhood... & boy, howdy do I have existential questions.
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